CarWimb: I *think* I might have mentioned a road accident I was recently involved in

[redgunamo]

It's basically like wearing a sign that says: "I have a dodgy prostate and suffer increasingly from erectile dysfunction, but I've still got it, girls!"

Oh, I say

[Sir C]

Lease it you cund!

When's yours up for renewal? You must have a word with my new chap.

Kia Sportage at £150 a month?

[The Jorge]

Is your mate a Daisy Age rapper?

Trigger warning, that GTi was the **** that crashed into me!!

[Burney]

My Fiat 500L would be perfect. though over your budget.

My mate just bought a VW Jetta. the boot is massive.

Well if it's boot space you're after, you can't beat a VW. Did I ever tell you about my old Skoda Octavia? It was like the Tardis, ffs!

[Burney]

When's yours up for renewal? You must have a word with my new chap.

Kia Sportage at £150 a month?

Bloody hell! It's a three-year lease, but I think I can give the ****er back to them in August if I so desire. Although, given that they've been telling big hairy porkies about its emissions, I don't think they're going to be in a position to be terribly doctrinaire in such matters.

[redgunamo]

Trigger warning, that GTi was the **** that crashed into me!!

Sorry about that.

[Burney]

Balls is it, you've not see it, it's lovely.

It'll beat your Prostat any day of the week.

It's a 12 year-old Jaguar, j. It is not 'lovely'.

[Sir C]

Bloody hell! It's a three-year lease, but I think I can give the ****er back to them in August if I so desire. Although, given that they've been telling big hairy porkies about its emissions, I don't think they're going to be in a position to be terribly doctrinaire in such matters.

When you want to have a look I'll give you his details

[Pat Vegas]

I like proper boot rather than a hatchback I will keep this in mind for my next car.

The Jetta doesn't look so big but when he showed the boot space I was amazed. Could easily fit in a load of bodies in there.

Obviously ones that haven't taken a 'shower' yet.

[Burney]

When you want to have a look I'll give you his details

Cheers. Oh, by the way, I've got that phone up and running now. Quite proud of myself as it involved a measure of ****ing about and I actually managed to have the patience for it, which is unusual.