CarWimb: I *think* I might have mentioned a road accident I was recently involved in

[Sir C]

Cheers. Oh, by the way, I've got that phone up and running now. Quite proud of myself as it involved a measure of ****ing about and I actually managed to have the patience for it, which is unusual.

Blimey, that's some fast work, wd you.

It would only have ended up in my bin.

[The Jorge]

Sorry about that.

Irony is that it was also my first, and previously most loved, motor.

Like the past crashing into the future.

[redgunamo]

Irony is that it was also my first, and previously most loved, motor.

Like the past crashing into the future.

Pure poetry.

[Burney]

Blimey, that's some fast work, wd you.

It would only have ended up in my bin.

Yes, well even so I owe you one.

[Burney]

Irony is that it was also my first, and previously most loved, motor.

Like the past crashing into the future.

I don't think a 12 year-old Jaguar can be called 'the future', j. More like an antique crashing into an anachronism imo.

[Ash]

I don't think a 12 year-old Jaguar can be called 'the future', j. More like an antique crashing into an anachronism imo.

This place is so cruel, sometimes.

Cars, shoes, jackets, park bench protocol. So many rules. So little tolerance. Who needs fascism when there's AWIMB?

[Burney]

This place is so cruel, sometimes.

Cars, shoes, jackets, park bench protocol. So many rules. So little tolerance. Who needs fascism when there's AWIMB?

I'm playing the 'Bantz' card, a. It's a well-known fact that any attempt to take offence to bantz is simply a demonstration of a lack of a sense of humour.

I'm surprised Ken Livingstone didn't try it.