While in Mallorca last week, I discovered the joys of suckling pig.

[redgunamo]

Dave Cameron's an 'Urban Trendy'?

Raised somewhere else, I'd imagine though.

[Sir C]

Well tell me where, then!

Barrafina always has roast suckling pig on the menu.

I but my own and spit roast them. Then I cook them.

Order from your butcher. Around £100 per pig.

[Burney]

Barrafina always has roast suckling pig on the menu.

I but my own and spit roast them. Then I cook them.

Order from your butcher. Around £100 per pig.

...and put knickers and lipstick on them.

Morning. Sleep well?

[Mo Britain less Europe]

It's not a common dish either here or in Spain. The true suckling pig is "lechon" but you're often fobbed off with cochinillo which is basically a young pig but not so young and tender that you can basically eat the bones as you do with rreal suckling pig.

[Sir C]

...and put knickers and lipstick on them.

Morning. Sleep well?

Tolerably well, thank you, oddly. I was restrained.

I'm preparing for this event tomorrow. I have ordered too much food

Soon the man will arrrive with the 50 kg pig and appropriate cooking apparatus. If only you could be here to ensure I don't **** it up

[Burney]

Tolerably well, thank you, oddly. I was restrained.

I'm preparing for this event tomorrow. I have ordered too much food

Soon the man will arrrive with the 50 kg pig and appropriate cooking apparatus. If only you could be here to ensure I don't **** it up

Sorry old boy. The ex got custody of V's birthday and I got yours

Also, I've got to go to my sister's 50th, which promises to be extremely dull unless I get suitably hammered, which the sister won't appreciate.

[Sir C]

Sorry old boy. The ex got custody of V's birthday and I got yours

Also, I've got to go to my sister's 50th, which promises to be extremely dull unless I get suitably hammered, which the sister won't appreciate.

But it won't be half as much fun No one will dare me to eat its eyes and *******s

[Burney]

But it won't be half as much fun No one will dare me to eat its eyes and *******s

Surely you don't need to be dared? Simple human curiosity will take care of that, won't it? I trust you will also lick up whatever matter trickles out of its nose as well?