Reply With QuoteReport it and have the little **** put down. Fit bitch owner will be too busy crying to tut then, the slag...
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seen it around plenty of times with its fit owner so thought id go and pet the **** as i walked past. snapped at my hand so quick i had no chance of pulling back and it drew blood. Its owner even tutted at me after me being bit. Anyway what the little ******* didnt know was that I had a packet of biscuits in my bag which I was fully intending on sharing with it but it can **** right off. So basically Ive had the last laugh.
If you really want the last laugh...
Report it and have the little **** put down. Fit bitch owner will be too busy crying to tut then, the slag...
Hope redgunamo doesn't read this
'Seems that I was busy doing something close to nothing
But different than the day before'
'Met a dwarf that was no good, dressed like Little Red Riding Hood'
'Now you're unemployed, all non-void
Walkin' round like you're Pretty Boy Floyd'
Ive been thinking about reporting it Baz. Its a poncy looking little ******* and has one of those ridiculous pink bows tied in its head. ****.
Needless to say, The Floyd had the last laugh.Originally Posted by Herr Floyd
You went to pet the **** and she tutted at you?
Last edited by Alberto Balsam Rodriguez; 04-28-2016 at 07:26 PM.
I expect the beast was alarmed that his mistress was being approached by another beast that smelled more like a dog that he did.
Anyway, think about the compo you can now score. This has traumatised you Floyd. Your confidence is shattered; you have terrifying nightmares; you may never be able to work again
biscuits? is that you Monty?
That's why I always shop at Waitrose.
Asda have gone right up in my estimation now they want to accommodate people with autism
I wonder if my mate Ken shops there
Calceus major subvertit
Even your flob stinks of garlic
If you're at a party and can't work out who is the weirdest most geeky person there it's probably YOU
what type of biscuits?
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