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    So who among you plays golf? I believe the only useful

    purpose that a golf club can serve is to batter to death some nouveau-riche, pringle wearing golfing **** before leaving said club sticking out of his arse.

    I bet apparatchik Jorge sneaks off for a round now and then but keeps it secret from his comrades .

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    I play golf. quite badly, at times

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    Quote Originally Posted by Herbette Chapman - aged 15 View Post
    purpose that a golf club can serve is to batter to death some nouveau-riche, pringle wearing golfing **** before leaving said club sticking out of his arse.

    I bet apparatchik Jorge sneaks off for a round now and then but keeps it secret from his comrades .
    I have played once.With the wrong-handed cues.It was ****.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Herbette Chapman - aged 15 View Post
    purpose that a golf club can serve is to batter to death some nouveau-riche, pringle wearing golfing **** before leaving said club sticking out of his arse.

    I bet apparatchik Jorge sneaks off for a round now and then but keeps it secret from his comrades .
    Used to play a lot, got down to 5 handicap.. then kids came along and hardly play now
    Northern Monkey ... who can't upload a bleeding Avatar

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    Played a few times on a social level. Extremely difficult though I expect I probably could have been a professional.

    Actually wouldn’t mind playing as it is important for one to remain active as one ages, and a few hours break with a bag of cans would be a good way to achieve this.

    Quite like watching the Majors.

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    I've had coaching from a pro - not your mum, a chap who was very good back in his day. Enabled me to play a half-decent game but I haven't played in years.
    When I was young and full of rage
    I hated Tottenham to the core
    But now I've reached a gentler age
    I hate the fùckers even more.

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    Quote Originally Posted by SWv2 View Post
    Played a few times on a social level. Extremely difficult though I expect I probably could have been a professional.

    Actually wouldn’t mind playing as it is important for one to remain active as one ages, and a few hours break with a bag of cans would be a good way to achieve this.

    Quite like watching the Majors.
    It is a game I enjoy, but all the arse-ache surrounding it is annoying. Haven't played in a while, mind. Also, it's absolutely no fun when you're playing badly.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Herbette Chapman - aged 15 View Post
    purpose that a golf club can serve is to batter to death some nouveau-riche, pringle wearing golfing **** before leaving said club sticking out of his arse.

    I bet apparatchik Jorge sneaks off for a round now and then but keeps it secret from his comrades .
    I'm surrounded by three goff courses and a driving range at home. tbh I cant stomach the people, the game looks OK but the people.....no, cant do it

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    Quote Originally Posted by Pokster View Post
    Used to play a lot, got down to 5 handicap.. then kids came along and hardly play now
    Your kids don't enjoy the game?
    "Plenty of strikers can score goals," he said, gesturing to the famous old stands casting shadows around us.

    "But a lot have found it difficult wearing the number 9 shirt for The Arsenal."

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    Quote Originally Posted by Burney View Post
    It is a game I enjoy, but all the arse-ache surrounding it is annoying. Haven't played in a while, mind. Also, it's absolutely no fun when you're playing badly.
    Do you still do all that running stuff?

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