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Thread: Hurrah! After 8 days, British Gas have managed to fix my boiler!

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    Hurrah! After 8 days, British Gas have managed to fix my boiler!

    I will be warm tonight! And have a shower!

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    How'd you manage to get them to fix it so quickly Sir C?

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    Quote Originally Posted by TheCurly View Post
    How'd you manage to get them to fix it so quickly Sir C?
    You may mock, c, but I've got this here super-dooper maintenance cover promising a 4 hour response time.

    4 hour response time

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    The Jorge
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sir C View Post
    I will be warm tonight! And have a shower!
    So much better after privatisation, the competition has worked wonders.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sir C View Post
    You may mock, c, but I've got this here super-dooper maintenance cover promising a 4 hour response time.

    4 hour response time
    I think the awimb term GLWTP is apt in this case

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Jorge View Post
    So much better after privatisation, the competition has worked wonders.
    Couldn't help yourself, could you? j

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Jorge View Post
    So much better after privatisation, the competition has worked wonders.
    **** me, if it was still nationalised I'd be hoarding wood over the summer in preparation for a cold winter to come.

    I remember it taking the GPO 3 months to come and fit a telephone. And you couldn't buy a telephone, you had to rent it off them No doubt all conversations were reported to the Lubyanka via its European sphincter Benn.

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    The Jorge
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    Quote Originally Posted by PSRB View Post
    Couldn't help yourself, could you? j
    Course not. Plus I briefly worked for them and they're literally the worst company ever

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    Have you belonged to the great unwashed masses in the meantime then?

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    Message repotred to Maz


    (I think)
    'Seems that I was busy doing something close to nothing
    But different than the day before'

    'Met a dwarf that was no good, dressed like Little Red Riding Hood'

    'Now you're unemployed, all non-void
    Walkin' round like you're Pretty Boy Floyd'

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