Dinner plans? Sausage and mash for me. Haven't had sausage and mash for years.

[The Jorge]

I have some mozzarella di bufala that I need to use.
What can I do with it?

Other items in the fridge include prosciutto di parma, greek yoghurt. 2 cans of Coca Cola, A bottle of Jack Daniels BBQ sauce (it's crap) general saladness,

Knock up some dough and do a calzone, it's like a poncey cornish pasty

[Burney]

Yes, I suspected as much. Like Yorkshire pudding then, is it? It's the milk that's the issue. I never have milk in.

Basically, yes. The trick is to use a metal pan, get it super hot and not use too much batter. If you do, it won't rise enough.

[Sir C]

I made a terrible error at lunchtime. I had a large doner wrap. It was enormous and I had to throw half of it away. I shan't eat again today imo.

A 'doner wrap'? Dress it up as you will, you've eaten a ****ing doner kebab at lunchtime, b.

I am disappoint.

[Viva Prat Vegas]

Iceland Profiteroles, red onion salad, a Use By yesterday chocolate surprise with cream on top, water and wine.

[TheCurly]

I'd quite like to have some of that wossname, pancake stuff with it, but I don't know how, really.

Wednesday is chipper night

[Sir C]

Basically, yes. The trick is to use a metal pan, get it super hot and not use too much batter. If you do, it won't rise enough.

It's all hypothetical because I never have the milk in, see?

Filthy stuff.

I've got double cream, would that work?

[Pat Vegas]

I do like a good calzone.
but sometimes they put too much ricotta in it and I don't like it.

[Burney]

I have some mozzarella di bufala that I need to use.
What can I do with it?

Other items in the fridge include prosciutto di parma, greek yoghurt. 2 cans of Coca Cola, A bottle of Jack Daniels BBQ sauce (it's crap) general saladness,

Make a Mozzarella and Parma ham salad with the leaves. Ideally, I would add figs or ripe pears. Dress with a balsamic vinaigrette. Loverly.

[redgunamo]

Thank you for the bowel update, r, but unless you're planning on eating your freshly emerged dung, you haven't really addressed the question.

Oh, right, yes. Sorry.

Aspirin, beer and Sauerkraut.

[Burney]

It's all hypothetical because I never have the milk in, see?

Filthy stuff.

I've got double cream, would that work?

Of course. Just dilute it with water.