Labour's anti-semitism credentials are looking as impeccable as ever I see

[redgunamo]

I'll give it a whirl.

I got put off Hastings after trying his Korean War, which was very boring. Mind you, that might simply have been because it was rather a boring war.

That's what the whole trouble with Will Teasle was, everyone disrespectin' *his* war.

[Sir C]

She's got great hair, I think she's quite the dish(dash)

Imagine if she suggested a blow job You'd **** yourself.

[The Jorge]

Such a shame a made up book she devoutly adhers to wants me (and you, but mainly me) dead

She doesnt look that devout to me, modest but not devout. It's quite tough for today's modern muslim woman, that business. But I for one think they pull it off well.

Why do you think they all want you dead? With 1.5bn of the ****ers, if they all wanted it that badly it'd already be done.

[Burney]

Imagine if she suggested a blow job You'd **** yourself.

Do you think she'd ululate during it? That might be quite exciting.

I remember telling you I went to the wedding of my Irish cousin and his Iraqi bride. They all ululated when she came in. Scared the ****e out of us, it did. Thought they were going to take to us with knives or something. And there was no free booze due to the Allans.

God, that was a bad evening.

[Monty92]

She doesnt look that devout to me, modest but not devout. It's quite tough for today's modern muslim woman, that business. But I for one think they pull it off well.

Why do you think they all want you dead? With 1.5bn of the ****ers, if they all wanted it that badly it'd already be done.

Equally, why hasn't Israel nuked Palestine?

[Sir C]

Do you think she'd ululate during it? That might be quite exciting.

I remember telling you I went to the wedding of my Irish cousin and his Iraqi bride. They all ululated when she came in. Scared the ****e out of us, it did. Thought they were going to take to us with knives or something. And there was no free booze due to the Allans.

God, that was a bad evening.

I always assume they're not allowed to do sexytime. I suppose they must be able to, what with reproducing and that. It just seems unlikely.

[The Jorge]

Equally, why hasn't Israel nuked Palestine?

Um, the fall out? Literally and metaphorically.

Anyway, there's no need, they are doing such a good job of killing them all slowly.

[Monty92]

Um, the fall out? Literally and metaphorically.

Anyway, there's no need, they are doing such a good job of killing them all slowly.

They are already, in your words, a pariah state

[redgunamo]

Um, the fall out? Literally and metaphorically.

Anyway, there's no need, they are doing such a good job of killing them all slowly.

Right. The pay's better this way too.

[The Jorge]

****ing board!