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  1. 04-27-2016, 11:48 AM #21
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    Lovely to have you back, uber even
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  2. 04-27-2016, 11:50 AM #22
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sir C View Post
    Forgive me, but when were you appointed arbiter of what constitutes a sandwich? I don't remember seeing the anouncement in the London Gazette. It was an open sandwich. Like it, lump it, or poke it up your arse. As you prefer.
    I am not the arbiter. This man is. Do you seriously imagine that, as he squandered his fortune at the gaming table, he had time to use a knife and fork? Of course not.

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  3. 04-27-2016, 11:53 AM #23
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    Quote Originally Posted by Burney View Post
    I am not the arbiter. This man is. Do you seriously imagine that, as he squandered his fortune at the gaming table, he had time to use a knife and fork? Of course not.

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    Everyone knows that he didn't exist. He is a mythical figure, like Gandalf or Benjamin Disraeli.
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