Dear whining scouse ****s. Well done on your judicial stitch-up coming back with the

[Burney]

I dont like it, I have an allergy to the south/south-west in general though, it's very UKIPpy down there, not to mention the incest and the burr

Oh, no. I love the west. Somerset, Devon, Cornwall, Gloucestershire (Fred West aside), Herefordshire - great and beautiful places. My only big problem with the South West is that John Wesley did his filthy work there, with the result that finding an open pub there can sometimes be extremely tricky.

[The Jorge]

Oh, no. I love the west. Somerset, Devon, Cornwall, Gloucestershire (Fred West aside), Herefordshire - great and beautiful places. My only big problem with the South West is that John Wesley did his filthy work there, with the result that finding an open pub there can sometimes be extremely tricky.

Nah, **** em, depressing holidays, entry level chocolate box countryside, the whole economy depending on minimum wage jobs that only last six months of a year and a surefeit of fingers and toes. I'd gladly set them adrift into the atlantic and would welcome them taking wales as a bouyancy aid.

[IUFG]

is that you, Bernard?

[barrybueno]

Are you the chief editor of The Sun now?

[Ash]

My only big problem with the South West is that John Wesley did his filthy work there, with the result that finding an open pub there can sometimes be extremely tricky.

Muswell Hill has a similar problem. They've actually had to turn an unused church into a pub. Take that, temperancists!

[Alberto Balsam Rodriguez]

I had to look that up.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/m...de/4372230.stm

My dead chicken tribute is usually left in the toilet the next day

[PSRB]

world's most predictable result. You are clearly all revelling in this apparent vindication and I imagine that, chimp-like, you are swinging off the lampposts of your revolting cesspool of a city and screeching about The Sun, Murdoch, Thatcher, etc, etc ad ****ing nauseam in your hideous, nails-down-a-blackboard accents.

However, please do not think that this result in any way changes the rest of the country's perception of you. Nothing has changed. You are still 'murderers'. I know you like to erase Heysel from your incessant whining about persecution and victimisation, but you still did definitely push that wall and kill 39 Italians, so you can stick your 'poor, innocent us' act right up your collective arse.

Equally, whining about this 'stereotype' of yourselves as thieving, lawless scroungers is ****ing rich, given that you have self-mythologised on that basis for decades. Indeed, you have been happy to claim 'credit' for the entire 'casual' fashion movement (God alone knows why) based on your fans' self-proclaimed penchant for stealing ****ty Sergio Tacchini clothing whilst in Italy during your 70s and 80s European jaunts. Oh, those cheeky, shoplifting scousers, eh?

And as for complaining that your city has an undeserved reputation for self-pity, do **** off. You never stop having memorials and minute's silences.You once even left flowers for a dead chicken as I recall. You specialise in a particularly revolting form of greasy, self-congratulatory, virtue-signalling, grief-wallowing sentimentality that sickens any decent person. Any opportunity to nurse a grievance or proclaim your moral superiority from the top of your dungheap and you'll grab it with both hands.

So 'Murderers'? Yes. 'Thieves'? Yes. 'Self-pitying ****ers'? Yes. Stereotypes don't emerge from thin air. You are categorised as irresponsible, amoral and violent because those are aspects of your local character that exist and which you have been happy in the past to play up to. It doesn't matter how many media-led witch hunts take place. We all know what you really are.


Aaaaaaah, that feels better!

Nail. Hit. On. Head

[TheCurly]

Nail. Hit. On. Head

Print out a copy and give it to Jags.He'll love it.

[PSRB]

Print out a copy and give it to Jags.He'll love it.

He's not a scouser, he's a Manc....so he might

[redgunamo]

Print out a copy and give it to Jags.He'll love it.

He's got the paintwork on his car to think about though.