This one, for example, is very amusing indeed
"Since Liverpool last won the league, Peter Schmeichel's won it five times, had a son, and now he's about to win it."
It's made by a Chelsea fan and called 'Since Arsenal last won the league'. It tells us how many times Chelsea have won it. How many times Man Utd have won it. How many times Man City ... and so on. Even how many times Claudio Ranieri has been sacked.
He seemed genuinely surprised when, after a few seconds of this, I explained that I didn't find it remotely funny and requested that he 'shove his ****ing phone up his arse'.
This one, for example, is very amusing indeed
"Since Liverpool last won the league, Peter Schmeichel's won it five times, had a son, and now he's about to win it."
"Plenty of strikers can score goals," he said, gesturing to the famous old stands casting shadows around us.
"But a lot have found it difficult wearing the number 9 shirt for The Arsenal."