manful effort from Herbs to bring it back to your mum jokes and sodomy, mind.
I pointed out to him that my mum was in fact his nana who in fact was dead and that the joke was not necessarily one he should keep in his repertoire.
He cried a little.
Safe to say I handled that one well.
End of f**king days or what?
Diplomat of the Year awards. I fear I may have made some frankly racist comments when the Mexican ambassador collected his award.
This morning I found a bill for two dry martinis (one gin, olive, the other vodka, twist) from Artesian at The Langham. 36 quid
Later, there were boobies.
He'll remember the taste of those salty tears next time he tries
Excellent work on the Martinis, though lord knows why anyone bothers with Vodka. It's only due to Bond's sponsorship with Smirnoff that they are popular.
Textbook boobies, mind
I mean, a drink and a snack. You can't beat that.
Perhaps Peanut & Pickle. Yours is around the same age as mine so perhaps aware of this show, hopefully not.
It has plumbed a new depth of complete bizarreness making your run of the mill Adventure Time, Regular Show, Uncle Grandpa etc appear like Blue Peter in comparison.
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