Monty, have you called Gary? Gary looks like a man who'd win your case

[Berni]

would need a minimum of two bottles - probably three to be safe. If you then include womenfolk, you're basically walking in there clanking And then there's the question of brandy and cocktails.

No. It won't do.

[Monty91]

But yes, I wouldn’t take him to a restaurant at night for precisely that reason.

I’m gonna take him at midday when it will likely be empty.

[Jake]

Table service b.

[Berni]

[Jake]

On the other hand you get to choose the booze without the mark up.

Indian is beer game anyway, no place for wine.

[Berni]

[Jake]

No need - it's f**king heaving in there most evenings and it's huge. Bit of an institution and that.

[Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler]

Always ends up a shambles as you are 5-6 pints deep before going to the off licence where you massively over estimate how many you will need for the meal, and then the waiters are mad keen to keep giving you a new bottle as they need to keep the fridge ticking over for other customers.

Win win.

[Luis Anaconda]

It might be being stalked by Withnail that causes the haunted look though

[Snin]