Monty, have you called Gary? Gary looks like a man who'd win your case

[Classic Jorge]

Or, if Gary isnt your cup of tea, have you tried Pokster?

[Berni]

And rightly so, the avaricious little malingerer.

[Monty91]

I reckon I can deal with being "shamed" for trying to claim back a small portion of what I may have to pay out through no fault of my own

[Classic Jorge]

Though I'm not sure if you'll have to dance around a deaf-blind bloke in the nuddy.

[Berni]

What are 'fancy meats'. m? Do you mean charcuterie?

[Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler]

Quite fancy I am sure you will concur.

[Monty91]

As supermarket grub goes, it's not half-bad. Better than your average gastro pub offering.

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

You don't need to buy ready meals. You are perfrectly capable of cooking real food. Why eat all those chemicals?

[Berni]

I mean look at this c**t

[Luis Anaconda]

That's right he is weeping