f**k me! As if two years serving on a jury weren't bad enough, they've had to spend it listening to

[Berni]

whining scousers. I'd have faked my own death to get out of that.

http://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2016/apr/06/hillsborough- jury-sent-out-consider-verdicts-deaths-96-fans-1989-fa-cup-