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Thread: The first 5 on Masterchef were an utter charisma vacuum.

  1. 03-24-2016, 11:04 AM #1
    Sir Charlie of Nicholas
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    The first 5 on Masterchef were an utter charisma vacuum.

    There weren't even any appalling disasters.

    Disappointing. Let's hope for better things to come.
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  2. 03-24-2016, 11:05 AM #2
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    I agree. Although that chancer with his hazelnut gnocchi that looked liked crushed testicles should

    have been thrown out of the building immediately.

    Also, I'm actually quite scared of the Welsh professor of medical devices.
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  3. 03-24-2016, 11:12 AM #3
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    Is that the woman? She can't speak English, for f**k's sake!

    First she made consewmay. Then she decided to 'turn the heating up'.

    Ignorant fat pig bitch.
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  4. 03-24-2016, 11:13 AM #4
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    No. That's the scarily intense ginger bloke who looks like he might go mental if he ever loses.

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  5. 03-24-2016, 11:14 AM #5
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    Oh yes. He's just rude.

    The fat baldy might end up decking him, if we're lucky.
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  6. 03-24-2016, 11:16 AM #6
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    He also cooks fish in the dishwasher. Like some sort of animal. Frown

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  7. 03-24-2016, 11:23 AM #7
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    Maz doesn't like the Welsher's jib. Particularly since he used Welsh whisk(e)y in a dish.

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