your mum's a frighteningly large ....etc etc
Not if I've just consumed half a cow, no.
Not a drop of alcohol can be bought in Ireland on this day. Chaos tomorrow night in the supermarkets as people stock up Nuclear war style.
Indeed, I'm sure he'd have raised a glass himself if his hands hadn't been otherwise engaged.
I am going up North to visit my old man then head out for a rake of pints.