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Thread: For my wife's birthday dinner tonight, I shall be cooking a 34oz Cote de boeuf with Bearnaise sauce

  1. #11

    I love the compromise here - pubs are open but they aren't allowed to play music. Seems fair


  2. #12

    Will she be getting another large piece of meat with Berni's sauce later?


  3. #13

    i feel obliged.....

    your mum's a frighteningly large ....etc etc

  4. #14

    only on HIS birthday does that happen


  5. #15

    Are you asking me whether I will be performing the act of love later, p?

    Not if I've just consumed half a cow, no.

  6. #16

    Good Friday man, the day Jesus died for us all.

    Not a drop of alcohol can be bought in Ireland on this day. Chaos tomorrow night in the supermarkets as people stock up Nuclear war style.

  7. #17

    You could have just added onion rings.


  8. #18

    I don't really get that, to be honest. It's not like Jesus had anything against having a drink.

    Indeed, I'm sure he'd have raised a glass himself if his hands hadn't been otherwise engaged.

  9. #19

    You are clearly not real catholics.

    I am going up North to visit my old man then head out for a rake of pints.



  10. #20

    she prefers beef to pork anyway


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