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Thread: So this American chap who's been sentenced to 15 years hard labour in North Korea...

  1. #11

    Have to say, I would watch '**** we've made the dumb round-eye do today'


  2. #12

    Did you have any programmes over there about the 100th anniversary of the start of Verdun last month

    I was a bit pissed off that even the Beeb only had some on radio - nothing on telly.

    Or will yank telly only start commemorations in 2017? You must have done something about the Lusitania, no?

  3. #13

    There's a bloke outside my work with his little magazine stand

    I mean, I'm sure Bratfud isnt your epicentre of Mormon conversions but he doesnt give a monkeys. I've walked past him every day for a month and he's not spoken a word.

    Which is a shame as I'd dearly love him to take me through Mormonism on a step by step basis. It makes Scientology seem plausible in comparison.

  4. #14

    It all brings the words 'You shouldn't holiday in other people's misery' to mind, doesn't it?

    It's hard to feel too much sympathy, tbh.

  5. #15

    You know you're in a **** country when making you eat dog wouldn't even be considered punishment.

    Indeed, I read something today about some prisoner being fed to the guards' dogs and thought 'Fair's fair. Swings and roundabouts'.

  6. #16

    I watched a program last week about Vietnamese food.

    Snake to be precise.

    The precursor to the mail was to drink 3 shots, tradition etc, you don’t want to disrespect the locals.

    Shot 1 was rice wine (I think) with snake blood.
    Shot 2 was rice wine with snake bile.
    Shot 3 was the still beating snakes heart, which upon consumption (naturally because he did not chew the f**ker) the television bloke could feel moving in his tummy.


    Dirty *******s basically.

    Type of **** I suspect Sir C gets up to on his quarterly jaunts to the Far East.


  7. #17

    Yes. This is why the poor man's bowels are a disaster area, I fear. Frown


  8. #18

    Nod The blood one is quite nice. Haven't had the heart.

    I rather like the idea.

  9. #19

    Dirty *******.

    I don't even like snakebite.

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