However, ol' Dan never seems to have played at the Emirates and has a truly bizarre understanding of the English football fan...

“When you become a supporter, you don’t support them when they win and then not when they don’t. What’s that? That’s no way to understand football. If I’m a fan, I’m a fan always. In England that’s the way. If they don’t win: ‘Next time!’. Not: ‘this lot are ****’. What? It’s easy to sit on your sofa and say: ‘he’s useless’. Go on, see if you can do the same.”