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Thread: What time would you like the Swansea sticky to go up?

  1. #11

    What's an 'assisted stool', ifs? Frown One where someone helps you?


  2. #12

    It sounds like you have an infection - For how long have you been presenting these symptoms?

    It might go on for around a week in total. You need to be sure to drink plenty of fluids and avoid fruit juice.

    The 'ribbon like' part is a bit more concerning. I'm not sure exactly what you mean but if you're saying that your stools are in one piece and very long, you should go to see your GP (if it doesn't clear up after a week or so). They may have to arrange for you to have a colonoscopy.

  3. #13

    My goodness. You'd think *real* doctors would have better things to do, wouldn't you.


  4. #14

    dunno. I'm just copying and pasting from the web. Like Rich.


  5. #15

    You know that Mesut Oezil, yeah? Well ..


  6. #16

    Yes! Sir C's going to get something shoved up his arse. Clound Nine

    It sounds to me like he's ****ting his own bowel linings out. Is that a thing? If so I reckon that's definitely happening.

  7. #17

    Frown f**k having a camera pushed up my bottom. I'll take some Andrews.

    Thank you doctor.

  8. #18

  9. #19

    Apparently, it's not too bad. And quite fun to watch, I'm told. Unless they find a bad thing. Frown


  10. #20

    I've always liked the sound of an anal fissure. It sounds like something you'd see out hill walking.


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