What time would you like the Swansea sticky to go up?

**Sir Charlie of Nicholas** · 03-02-2016, 12:14 PM

I'm not around on Saturday so someone else will have to do the Spurs one.

**Rich** · 03-02-2016, 12:16 PM

**Sir Charlie of Nicholas** · 03-02-2016, 12:17 PM

Ribbons of yellow ochre filth hanging from your arse is no joke, I can tell you.

**Berni** · 03-02-2016, 12:19 PM

And, this colour?

**Sir Charlie of Nicholas** · 03-02-2016, 12:21 PM

Shall I send you a photograph?

**Berni** · 03-02-2016, 12:23 PM

**Rich** · 03-02-2016, 12:19 PM

**Sir Charlie of Nicholas** · 03-02-2016, 12:22 PM

There has been some vomiting, I'm not going to lie.

Have Asian bivalves finally given me hepatatis, r?

**IUFG** · 03-02-2016, 12:24 PM

if so, seek a REAL f**king doctor.

**Rich** · 03-02-2016, 12:26 PM

It might go on for around a week in total. You need to be sure to drink plenty of fluids and avoid fruit juice.

The 'ribbon like' part is a bit more concerning. I'm not sure exactly what you mean but if you're saying that your stools are in one piece and very long, you should go to see your GP (if it doesn't clear up after a week or so). They may have to arrange for you to have a colonoscopy.

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What time would you like the Swansea sticky to go up?

Could you refrain from doing it, please? We have a title to win, you know?

WHAT ABOUT MY GUTS?

So let's get this straight. It's Type 7 on the chart, yes?

Between 6 and 7, I'd say. The colour is correct.

I don't know about you, but I definitely don't fancy trying to pass Type 2.

Does your stomach feel settled?

Settled? No, it's bucking and heaving like me on your mum.

do you have - acute hemorrhoidal disease, anal fissure, or the inability to attain unassisted stools

It sounds like you have an infection - For how long have you been presenting these symptoms?

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