Jesus, we have snowflakes the size of pound coins falling here

**Sir Charlie of Nicholas** · 03-02-2016, 10:13 AM

It was awfully good fun.

**Berni** · 03-02-2016, 10:14 AM

**redgunamo** · 03-02-2016, 10:15 AM

**Brentwood** · 03-02-2016, 10:15 AM

It's brilliant fun

**Berni** · 03-02-2016, 10:15 AM

asked nicely?

Oh, and based on his symptoms, would you recommend Sir C be hospitalised?

**Sir Charlie of Nicholas** · 03-02-2016, 10:16 AM

hungover when they put me in a sleigh pulled by reindeer, who farted and blew drops of liquid ****e into my face throughout the journey.

There was a lot of vodka on that trip, I believe.

**Sir Charlie of Nicholas** · 03-02-2016, 10:18 AM

**Berni** · 03-02-2016, 10:19 AM

Mind you, reindeer ****e is just vegetable matter. It's the chaps who drive teams of huskies you need to feel sorry for. Why do you think they cover their mouths and nose? It's not just to prevent frostbite.

**Berni** · 03-02-2016, 10:24 AM

**Ashberto** · 03-02-2016, 10:30 AM

They must work for free.

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I did some frozen lake driving in Finland once with spikey tyres.

Were you drunk? My experience of Finland is that everything is done in varying stages of drunkenness

Sure it is. Everyone has a right to earn a living.

I've started to slide the car into corners now when it's really icy, as if I'm playing Mario Kart

Ah, there you are, r. Now, based on the symptoms described, would you prescribe me antibiotics if I

I can't remember, it was a long time ago. I remember that I was dreadfully

I could mail you a sample of my emissions, if that would help?

Yes. This is the unpleasant reality of supposedly romantic sleigh rides.

I believe his mum already has some of your emissions. And mine, for that matter.

Except musicians, of course.

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