reasonable chance of being picked up by cameras, and yet they are happy to be plastered all over the back pages looking like this.
I used to do a good scotsman.
at half time with a huge board on my back with the price of programmes written on it in unmissable point size.
Needless to say, fans would take great delight in asking me how much a programme was and when I politely told them, would respond with cascades of laughter and ****er signs.