I purchased a deep fat fryer on a whim.

[Pat Vegas]

excellent machine.

Apart from doing chicken and chips what else can I deep fry?

Maybe a trip to Glasgow to find out will be worthwhile.

[Classic Jorge]

Thought it was bit harsh, battering a lad for going about his monkish duties.

Battering yeah? Battering?!

[Bergkamp's Brain]

wouldn't do that now though.

[Classic Jorge]

[Bergkamp's Brain]

This was early 1990s

[Ashberto]

Such is my recollection of said contraptions. They may have improved over the intervening decades, tbf.

[Berni]

My friend, the world is now your deep-fried oyster*

NB Don't deep fry oysters. That would be criminal.

[eastgermanautos]

With decides her ass looks fat and sends it back because she has amazon price.

[eastgermanautos]

[Pat Vegas]

if I fried something in the pan.

And the stuff doesn't come out oily.