Unortunately around 60pc of the attendees are from various constabularies, what is the polite way to decline this invitation without getting strip searched and having my kidneys pulverised?
Unortunately around 60pc of the attendees are from various constabularies, what is the polite way to decline this invitation without getting strip searched and having my kidneys pulverised?
I thought it was some sort of Best man convention.
Off the chart banter, more whores than a west end phonebox, more David Guetta than it's possible to play.
Personally I'm just trying to extricate myself from the facebook group chat.
I am surprised it doesn't exist. Best man duties involve buying plenty of ****
and engaging in strange services.
I went to one in Oxford last year. we had to dress as English gentleman, It was nice until we got to the night club where we looked like a bunch of old cunds.
What sort of a stag do location is that? Bloody hell, I thought the won in York a few years back was a poor choice.
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