Good to know that isn't the case.
Even so, burning the f**ker down in front of TV cameras when it's full of people would seem a bit much, wouldn't it? Aren't there easier ways?
It's very much your USP.
There was a certain amount of not wanting to have the same old arguments again. That's not a sleight on you but when you come to realise you've been having them in the same way, in the same place, for 15 years there's a certain amount of sisyphean inevitability about the whole business.
You can fill in the blanks here, I imagine
However, if you said to me that he had loaded the place ready to burn and intended it to go up after the game and a stray fag butt had brought the plan forward in a rather unfortunate manner, I could probably get behind that.