Well I thought it was the best Hootenanny for years. James Bay and Hozier were a

[Herbette Chapman - aged 15]

revelation to me and I thought Jess Gwynne a very raunchy and capable chanteuse. Hell, I even enjoyed thon Down's fella dancing like a three year old to those rather dark, moody songs.

I think the old guard need to be moving aside now. I love Paul Weller but alongside the energy and youth (and vocal refinement) of the other performers he looked and sounded old and quavery.

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

Hang him.

[Peter]

That was good.

[Billy Goat Sverige]

A bit of wee even came out.

[Herbette Chapman - aged 15]

was his bitch, you, being a manque guitarist, was every bit as green with envy as I was.

[PSRB]

has put an image in my head that I'm struggling to remove

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

Just step away from the f**king piano Jools!

I read an excellent tweet from a young lady:

'Imagine Jools Holland on top of you, his massive Cheshire cat ***** grin melting his face as he said saexy things like, 'And to my left, your right tit!'

[7evens]

The vegas strip was where it should have started and ended.

[Berni]