One supposes that Turkey wouldn't be able to resist helping her Sunni comrades, and with Russia and Iran now the very best of chums... it might be a good time to enlist in the army. In the Pay Corps. Before they come and conscript you into an infantry regiment.
You'll be in a tent in a desert somewhere performing multiple amputations without the benefit of anaesthesea before you san say, 'Let me through, I'm a cowardly, malingering traiterous *******!'
be likely to be unfortunate. Mind you, you have to think they knew exactly what they were doing when they topped thon Shi'ite cleric, though.
I am very tentative of unknown confectionery.
These middle eastern types are all the same.
nasty.
The worst an Iranian is going to do is give you Halva, which is just weird, rather than actively unpleasant.
Where's the cream and the chocolate, for all love?
saved them.