That penalty was a bit f**king harsh, wasn't it? The poor blokes arms were out to cushion his fall.

[Berni]

Although I like the Chimp in the Arsenal blazer and tie.

[Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler]

It was a penalty because it was for us.

[Berni]

Not that right or wrong are questions of numbers, but still.

[Luis Anaconda]

[Pokster]

would mean that your arms are not in a natural position... a natural position would be while you are standing up and in control of your body... so it would seem to me that you are completely wrong

[Brexit = Keine Pumpernickel]

[Pokster]

so numbers don't seem to back up his reasoning

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

You're a strange man, p

[Berni]

Be honest, are you just doing this for a bet?

[Pokster]

isn't a "natural" position, no i know i only coach under 10's but i believe even they undcerstand that playing football while standing up is a lot easier and more natural than pretending to be Tom Daley