I got very drunk in a lesbian bar on Old Compton St last night

**Sir Charlie of Nicholas** · 11-24-2015, 10:58 AM

Then I got into conversation with a homeless man to try to understand his predicament. It turned out that if he could stay in a hostel for 5 nights, he would be deemed to have an address, and then the DSS would be able to house him and pay him benefits - the problem being, he needed 14 pounds per night for the hostel, and couldn't save that mush from his begging activities. I was so pissed, I gave him 150 pounds and told him to sort his life out.

He wandered off down the street and turned straight into an off licence. :sigh:

**Luis Anaconda** · 11-24-2015, 11:00 AM

You are a very kind man, sir c. How is Dr Headgear?

**Sir Charlie of Nicholas** · 11-24-2015, 11:03 AM

plans. He was much more smartly dressed than Headgear, tbh.

**Brexit = Keine Pumpernickel** · 11-24-2015, 11:07 AM

to the hostel and hand over the dosh to the manager.

Even then the poor sod would probably get so pissed the next day he'll have forgotten he's staying at the sodding hostel.

**Snin** · 11-24-2015, 11:10 AM

drunk homless type currently in marlow if maybe headgear wants to fill it?

marlow is so short of homeless they ven interviewed him on the local radio show!

http://www.bucksfreepress.co.uk/marlow/13926023.UPDATED_WITH _PICTURES__Tributes_as_man_found_dead_at_The_Rye_i s_named/

**Brexit = Keine Pumpernickel** · 11-24-2015, 12:34 PM

**Sir Charlie of Nicholas** · 11-24-2015, 11:11 AM

**Snin** · 11-24-2015, 11:13 AM

**Berni** · 11-24-2015, 11:03 AM

Lesbian bar, you say? Did you tell them they didn't really exist?

**Sir Charlie of Nicholas** · 11-24-2015, 11:05 AM

They'd know that sort of thing, I suppose.

I must stop staying out late on schoolnights though. I simply must.

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I got very drunk in a lesbian bar on Old Compton St last night

tbf he had 80 quid to spend on booze and would still have enough for the hostel

I rather suspected that once he'd got fired into some decent booze he'd forget all about his hostel

The only way to sort poor souls like that are to frog march them down

our 1 homelesschap in marlow died the other day in the park, so there is vacancy for friendly

Just a big issue seller outside Waitrose now and then in Twyford

I was far too pissed for anything like that.

you would have probably woken up in your room

You'll get your reward in Heaven.

I didn't really notice it was a lesbian bar, tbh. The pooves identified it as such.

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