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Thread: After hockey training last night I was in the car park

  1. #1

    After hockey training last night I was in the car park

    the rest of the players all seem to drive flash German cars. I feel left out.



  2. #2

    Don't do it, Pat!

    Don't go out and buy a flash German car just because they have them.

    Be strong.

  3. #3

    hehe I was just a bit surprised. Audi after Audi.

    Coach has a Jag though.

    Yesterday was much better than last week as I didn't puke and have not lost my scoring touch.

  4. #4

    Audis are sort of blasphemous.

    5 cylinders? It's just not natural.

  5. #5

    Good man, the coach


  6. #6

    It works on two-stroke diesel ship engines.


  7. #7

    I don't need that Sir C.

    my panda gets around well enough.
    Especially late at night when nobody is around.

  8. #8

    Neither here nor there. The Good Lord intended cars to be powered by engines of 6, 8 or 12 cylinders

    Or, for the impoverished, 4 cylinders. But never, ever an odd number of cylinders. It makes life, well, lumpy.

  9. #9

    I imagine the fact that I have no idea how many cylinders I have - if I have them at all - will come

    as no surprise to you.

  10. #10

    I would have guessed as much.

    Of course, your evil VW is destroying the environment and LYING about it.

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