be it an elderly cock stewed in wine, a tender young poussin spatchcocked ona barbecue, or a fine, plump hen roasted to a golden bronze surrounded by a sea of crunchy roast spuds.

Where such a beast has NO PLACE AT ALL is in a kebab.

Lambgrease will make you happy.

I'm sure I read somewhere that Beckenham has a Lebaneser. You could have shawarma!