You will, of course, have noticed that this sudden epidemic of translunacy coincided with the rise

[Berni]

[Classic Jorge]

Howre you feeling about the whole House of Lords blocking the vindictive, nasty bill thing?

[Berni]

smokescreen you throw up to mask the fact that your original point is fundamentally flawed.

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

I have the end of a piece of pancetta, a heel of comte, a banana shallot and some spuds. Also there are eggs.

You can see where this is going, can't you?

[Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler]

Still was to be fair.

Ugly as sin is my guess.

[Classic Jorge]

Given he's called every person he's ever been in a public meeting with "friends"

[Berni]

I have lobsters burning a hole in my freezer at the moment. However, I must go running this evening, so I probably won't have time to do them tonight.

[Berni]

those of his shadow cabinet colleagues - are not 'conspiracy theories'. They're not even smears. They're just facts.

[Classic Jorge]

[redgunamo]