I did think of suggesting he went for a walk, Ash style.
We both know he would just walk to the pub.
before the pub. I love a walk around London
of course in London this is easier.
Same goes if you need to take a piss in the west in. Stroll into a hotel. Nobody will ever question what you are doing*. the toilets are clean they have nice toiletries and the higher category the better the towels.
*unless it's some small arse boutique hotel.
If you are nervous of strolling into a hotel and doing such a thing walk in and pretend to be on the phone. if you really want to go full force say out loud. Ok yep I am here I'll meet you in the lobby then.
they are smart cunds who make their toilets have a lock that only the guests can open with their room key.
I got off the bus from Old Street early on a previous trip and took the sunshine as I walked through Clissold Park to the pub.
It was 11:45am mind you.