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    Fash style, Pat Vegas Air Travel Pet Peeves official list.

    1) Some airports make you take out your iPad and some don't
    2) the liquid ban is ridiculous
    3) people who dither about trying to put cases in overhead lockers down the over end of the plane
    4) people who take photos out of the window. There is never any need to do this more than once in your life.
    5) When the plane is boiling hot when you get on it and then freezing cold
    6) People who press the call button by mistake.
    7)Airport prices
    8) British airports charging for Wi-fi, or offering 30 mins free if you can be arsed to fill in the form.
    9) general facilities of UK airports are dirty/usually out of order and vending machines do not work.
    10) lack of drinking fountains.
    11) screaming children
    12) 2000 people arriving at the same time and having 2 people on the border control desk.
    13) your mum
    14) the TSA

    This is not an official entry to the list. but at Gatwick in the 'Duty Free' shop the cigarettes are kept in a secret area with it's own door like a sex shop. Is this sort of censorship really required? The rest of the shop is full of booze and that is fine to be displayed.

    I will add more later.


  2. #2

    Would you like to reconsider point 2? Do you know the reasoning behind it?


  3. #3

    not really. The ban should be lifted soon. Although there was a plot there

    Is no proof that it would have worked. And its never happened.

    Improve the airport scanners is the solution. The new ones can tell what liquids are.

  4. #4

    When they smear your wallet with a washing up brush.

    Be still my beating heart.

  5. #5

    There is literally nothing about the business of being in airports and getting shoved onto and off

    planes that isn't ****. I was in Changi airport last week - one of the most advanced in the world. Still ****.

  6. #6

    The only time I haven't minded being in an airport was when I've popped into use the loo.


  7. #7

    hehe Wtf?

    I've heard of a 'Mc****' but this is awesome.

  8. #8

    If you are struck by an emergency **** the best option if available is to find a nearby hotel

    of course in London this is easier.

    Same goes if you need to take a piss in the west in. Stroll into a hotel. Nobody will ever question what you are doing*. the toilets are clean they have nice toiletries and the higher category the better the towels.


    *unless it's some small arse boutique hotel.

    If you are nervous of strolling into a hotel and doing such a thing walk in and pretend to be on the phone. if you really want to go full force say out loud. Ok yep I am here I'll meet you in the lobby then.




  9. #9

    WARNING The above post does not work in Travel lodge or Premier Inns in London

    they are smart cunds who make their toilets have a lock that only the guests can open with their room key.

  10. #10

    Small arse boutique hotels are the best though. Smile

    Special price to you. my friend.

    We certainly wouldn't let just anyone in to use the loo.

    "CAN I HELP YOU, SIR?"

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