So last week I am hearing about Aguero being carried for Argentina crying in agony with hammy knack.

[Monty91]

Now I read he is merely a ‘doubt’ for the weekend.

I’ve seen Arsenal players gingerly walk off the pitch gently rubbing their hamstring only for them to miss the next two months.

Massive pile of ballbags

[Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler]

Journalists eh.