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    Willy tumescent at thought of hard Coq battle

    “I am where I want to be right now, which is Sporting, but if I ever do leave then it’s a sign that my work here was well done. I dream of winning the Primeira Liga here.

    “I prefer not to say too much, but there is a club with which I’ve always been fond of: Arsenal. Because of Thierry Henry, a player with whom I have always enjoyed watching.

    “Maybe this is why I look with so much affection to the Premier League.”

    Basically I just want to fill this team with as many double entendres as possible. Late swoop for Charles Hawtrey, anyone?

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    Per MerteSACKer, Olivier GiRUDE, Alexis (Dirty) Sanchez

    This is what a childhood of watching Carry On films and a teenage Viz subscription gets you.

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    Mikel Hardeta, Alex OxLAID Chamberlain, David Ospinas?

    The latter is probably used by some wags

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    David Os*****? Clap


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    Mathieu Debauchery

    Bit more high Brow than carry on I think.

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    David O's? As in O'Leary's?

    Mrs. O'Leary's Cow and David O's *****

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