There is no god.
Stern John would be a great name for a blues guitarist, tbf.
One shot into row Z, and one lay-off to the right was all I noticed. And he was fouled once.
An incident which highlighted the hypocrisy of ‘expert’ punditry as Ronnie Whelan had spent the best part of an hour whining like a bitch about Lewandowski going to ground. Then Keane does it and we move on.
Very similar to his deliberate handball in Paris before Thierry showed him how to do it properly.
Keano has a strike rate of 0.47 goals per game.
God still very much smiling upon us if you look in the right place