So, on Wednesday I'm being taken down to see a ship wreck off the coast of Monte Carlo

**Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler** · 09-28-2015, 10:40 AM

**Berni** · 09-28-2015, 10:41 AM

**Classic Jorge** · 09-28-2015, 10:44 AM

**Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler** · 09-28-2015, 10:44 AM

Personally I would be more concerned about that lurking great white.

**Berni** · 09-28-2015, 10:44 AM

Anything where you have to sign a disclaimer is bad news imo. Everyone does it blithely, but it does potentially invalidate your life insurance, which is a pretty serious business.

**Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler** · 09-28-2015, 10:45 AM

**Monty91** · 09-28-2015, 10:49 AM

to a less naturally lubricated orifice

**redgunamo** · 09-28-2015, 10:49 AM

**Monty91** · 09-28-2015, 10:50 AM

**Berni** · 09-28-2015, 10:53 AM

'If you were to try and bum someone in this vessel, how would you go about it?'

These are the questions the public wants answered imo.

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A sexual villain perhaps as opposed to your Scaramanga or Oddjob type.

You think he's luring Monty into the depths in order to bum him?

Perhaps he's taking the "sub" in submarine too literally

I am not sure if that would be achievable given the close confines of the so-called submarine.

You're doomed imo.

Are you then writing about the submarine or the shipwreck?

Even vaginal sex can be tricky underwater, so I can only imagine how he’s planning to gain entry

Roger Moore though :cor!:

The sub

Well that's one of your questions for the piece taken care of

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