dispenses ice cubes.
dispenses ice cubes.
or, failing that, a hand made of ham.
The ham hand would just look horrible, smell of ham and - if you ate it - would constantly look gnawed at and gross. The armpit, on the other hand, would save you on those occasions when you go out not expecting it to be sunny without any cream or hat on. Sunburn would be a thing of the past - a result all round.
Anyone who choosese the ham hand is a spastic.
moment.
It would also be illegal to monetise either option.
The squirting would be a minor inconvenience compared to the horror of sunburn. The ham hand would be rank, greasy, sweaty and manky. Suncream all the way.
The tit that dispenses talcum powder, on the other hand (ha!), is pointless.
Thanks anyway.