It is really, properly pissing down out there.

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

I mentioned this to a friend, who opened his hand to show me his Dupuytren's Contracture.

It is quite clearly a Dupuytren's Contracture.

Dr Madman, however, took one look at it and cried, 'Pwobably not cancer! A Dupuytren's Contracture!'

So, to be honest, I'm assuming it's not cancer, and wondering why he felt the need to bring the subject up.

[Berni]

I'm going to give him the benefit of the doubt and say that he reckons if a chap of your age and habits rocks up with a lump, he's going to assume it's cancer, so he was trying to put you at your ease.

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

I gob in the eye of handcance.

[Berni]

up and gross, anyway.