I particularly liked this anecdote:

"I was talking to my wife about a movie we saw and laughing about one of the scenes. She wasn't laughing. I asked, 'What? Don't you remember?' She then informed me that we hadn't seen it together.”

Naive African defending of the worst sort there.

http://www.sowetanlive.co.za/goodlife/2015/06/19/signs-that- your-partner-is-cheating