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Thread: In this time of austerity, I feel it would be appropriate to swap tasty and

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    In this time of austerity, I feel it would be appropriate to swap tasty and

    above all, economical recipes for all the family.

    I shall start with a traditional family recipe which my mother brought with her from the Emerald Isle.

    Boiled mince.


    Serves 4

    Ingredients

    500g Tesco Value Mince 1.90
    Handful frozen peas 0.20
    1kg Tesco Value potatoes 0.60

    Put the mince in a saucepan with the peas. On no account add any seasoning at all, lest the finished dish be in any way palatable. Cover with water and boil for several hours, ensuring that you achieve the dull, lifeless grey colour so evocative of Irish cooking at its finest.

    Do exactly the same with the spuds.

    Slop the whole thing on chipped plates and eat, watching the wrestling on ITV to confirm just how depressing your miserable existence is.

    Cost: 67 pence per miserable person.

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    Chaz Monroe.


  3. #3

    That's better than the **** she came up with.


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    f**k me thats abuse! mum lived in france and italy as a teen so we had bolognaise, lasagna, coq u vi

    , curries, steak, salad with wine n vinegar dressing, rare meat

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    She really is an obnoxious bitch.


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    Good lord! How often did you pass a stool would you say? Monthly?


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    :bullingdonboy:

    It was tough in the ghetto.

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    Your mum loved the coq au vin


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    There were 10 of us,sir c

    One liked this,2 didn't like that etc etc
    So,good ole mum's solution was to f**k everything onto everyone's plate
    I was raised on meals of spuds,chips,beans,cabbage,peas,chops and mince.

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