the worst part of my job is dealing with c**ting f**king people
the kitchen, I have to exit and turn right to get to my office. So I fling the door open, glance to my right (to see people walking towards the kitchen on the left-hand side of the corridor) and see there is nobody there. I continue through the door only to get f**king blind-sided from the left! The dopey f**king cow is walking along the corridor on the RIGHT-HAND SIDE!
What in this f**king world would posses someone to hug the right side of the corridor. We drive on the left, walk on the left - these were basic principles installed in us all during our school and university days.
I have coffee all over the arm of my suit jacket and also on the cuff of my shirt.
If for some reason you cannot manage to keep left in the corridor, at least go for the middle. Don't do the exact f**king opposite of what everyone expects.
Un f**king believable. c**t.
plough towards you on wrong side of cnuting path! when In euro I make a conscious effort to switch to the right..but I fear that these flaky euro pisspots may infact just pick a side at random even on home f**king turf...morons
Is there a rule about which side of a corridor one should walk? Does the Highway Code apply here? Are there signs? I think not. You may wish to live your life in this regimented way, but some people are free spirits.
In short: you deserve to have an armful of coffee.
There is no such thing as a side we walk on you doofus
I like using the word doofus - I must use it more often
Honestly, where in God's name did he get this idea?
always amuses me
Not as good as the Luton chap called Nortei Nortey
If you love Everton so much, why don't you just marry it?
Oh. You basically did. Carry on.
Congrats btw
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