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    wd The Telegraph, news report of the year hehe

    "He is 3ft tall," said Mr Genney. "He is a dwarf. He has a Zimmer frame and a colostomy bag. Not the most threatening figure in the world. He was Tasered not once but twice. It is a very sad state of affairs."

    "He said in the bus incident the woman admitted she had not felt threatened. The knife was only a butter knife, which was blunt and only slightly serrated," he said. "His physical state is poor. He once tried to kill himself and broke his back."

    http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/law-and-order/1169297 4/Asbo-dwarf-jailed-after-impersonating-a-Dalek-and-threaten ing-woman-with-a-butterknife.html

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    Asbo dwarf hehe

    Salter-Bromley, 55, stuck a sucker dart on his forehead and filled his mouth with dominoes before shouting: 'Exterminate! Exterminate!'

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    It's certainly headline of the year


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    If you're a dwarf, you can hardly go around getting upset because people take the piss imo.

    You surely just have to face up to the fact that you are funny? You are nature's joke and the best you can do is play along.

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    In mitigation...

    he stuck a sucker dart on his forehead and filled his mouth with dominoes before shouting: 'Exterminate! Exterminate!'.

    I'd say he's more than filled his end of nature's bargain there

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    LOOOOOOL


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