I would give up on about the second query.
'Yes mate, it is exactly like baseball.'
Then I would walk away, because he was American.
Life is, by virtue of it being measured in years, far too short for cricket.
They will just build another one, and they will enjoy it.
At one point I kept shouting, 'Pakisaurus!'
Nearly got sick in the garden centre because of the smell in the area where all the fish are in tanks etc.
Family man you see.
You'd think McDonalds in Ireland would have a boiled spuds option. A rake of spuds, indeed.