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Thread: Should I go and buy a yellow 70s Arsenal shirt for Wembley?

  1. #21

    Nah. Dad's mate used to work at Arsenal, mates with Vic, before things got so straight.

    We've got a few.

    Keown away CL one, blue strip circa 2001 - personal favourite.

  2. #22

    I once met someone dressed as a bolt at a tradeshow. Frown

    I remember thinking she had rather nice legs.

  3. #23

    What a spanner. She must have been nuts.

    Did you screw her? And so on and so forth...

  4. #24

    No, but I did briefly think that, having been dressed a bolt all day, she'd probably have pretty low

    self-esteem and thus be susceptible to a bit of flattery.

    I thought this only briefly in passing based on her having decent legs. I couldn't see her face. Could have been a chap for all I know. :-

    And passing your phone number to someone whose face you can't see and who was dressed as a piece of comedy ironmongery would just be embarassing. She/he didn't even have pockets for a start.

    All this went through my mind in the space of about a second.

  5. #25

    I have similar, albeit less surreal, thought experiments at trade fairs about the massage girls

    Those thin fabric, crisp white cotton uniforms they wear give me the right horn. And then there's the whole 'willing to touch me' thing.

  6. #26

    I get outrageously horny at trade fairs. This is usually part hangover, part tiredness and boredom

    and being away from home for a few days. I don't think this is unusual. Others I've worked with have experienced the same thing.

    This condition has led to some problems in the past.

  7. #27

    A friend of mine was once half of Jeffrey from Toys R Us at Xmas.

    1988 at a guess, Brent Cross.

    Naturally as you would expect, being mature about the whole thing the rest of us headed out with a bag of cans to see him and generally follow him for a while.

  8. #28

    I have a set list from one of PW's gigs at The Olympia.

    In his handwriting.

    Can't even remember asking for it, just had it in my pocket next morning.

  9. #29

    I quite like Oreos.

    Not saying I would dress like one all the same.

  10. #30

    And you don't remember how it got there Frown


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