So if Blatter goes, we end up with Prince Ali bin al-Hussein of Jordan.

**Berni** · 05-28-2015, 02:56 PM

Could you be any more racist?

**Sir Charlie of Nicholas** · 05-28-2015, 02:57 PM

Why is my stuff so important that it needs to be protected with draconian measures?

**Sir Charlie of Nicholas** · 05-28-2015, 02:58 PM

There's all Ay-rabs up those parts b.

**Herbette Chapman - aged 15** · 05-28-2015, 03:00 PM

intruder detection system (burglar alarm) and voting UKIP

**Berni** · 05-28-2015, 03:01 PM

**Herbette Chapman - aged 15** · 05-28-2015, 03:02 PM

**Sir Charlie of Nicholas** · 05-28-2015, 03:04 PM

Would you have me tell a lie?

**Sir Charlie of Nicholas** · 05-28-2015, 03:05 PM

Then I thought, 'f**k it, if they make me alter how I live, they've won.'

So now I don't. And if they come back, I'll buy the stuff again, and in this way, I will win.

**redgunamo** · 05-28-2015, 03:06 PM

**Herbette Chapman - aged 15** · 05-28-2015, 03:16 PM

insurance replacements, I expect you no leap from bed, stark *******s naked, and angrily confront the wee cvnts. The site of your brutish, wrathful face and your stupendously enormous ***** (even when flaccid) will have them running back to their Orpington rat holes like frightened rabbits afeared for their lives! I imagine that Crazy Dog bint of yours will find the whole spectacle somewhat moistening too.

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Good God, man! That was the Fuzzy-Wuzzies. And in East Africa, not Arabia.

No. No alarm. I don't like alarms or locked doors. It smacks of arrogance.

I know perfectly well who and where that was, thank you very much.

Oh you'll be locking them now right enough. And spending 4 grand on a state-of-the-art

I sniggered at 'entering my open door', I'm afraid.

Err..chas....old stick...you didn't tell your imsurance company this did you?

Certainly, I did.

I did lock them for a week afterwards.

lol.

Of course not - smacks of cowardice! Howver, when they return for the first wave of

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