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  1. #11

    We're having pizza. Not sure what topping i'll have. I think i'll chuck a bit of everything on

    it. I'm thinking bacon, ham, chicken, kebab meat.

  2. #12

    *ahem* I'm the top pister


  3. #13

    Indifferent

    Pepperoni, mushrooms, jalapenos.

    The only things that should ever appear on a pizza other than the core ingredients plus basil when going down the route of simple.

  4. #14

    Oh, there's a gift waiting for her alright. It ain't small, though, if you know what I mean? Wink

    That's right, I've replaced all the light fittings in the front room with the ones that arrived from John Lewis.

    What did you think I meant?

  5. #15

    Philadelphia, la? I thought only women bought Philadelphia?

    You need to have a sit down with yourself imo.

  6. #16

    A perfectly acceptable alternative to creme fraiche, imo

    My lunch today, for example, of fried chicken, smoked ham, mushroom and leeks stuffed into pitta breads,would have been horribly dry and lifeless without a dollop of phili lobbed into the pan.


  7. #17

    You're Jewish. I think you get a pass on the cream cheese thing because of bagels.

    Otherwise, rest assured that I wouldn't hesitate to call you a screaming bender.

  8. #18

    Thank you. If only Hitler were so forgiving of our foibles.


  9. #19

    Well I've always said that, whatever people say about me, I'm better than Hitler.

    'Foible' sounds like a Jewish name, when you think about it.

    "Let me introduce you to my good friend Foible Blaustein"

  10. #20

    Oh, right. Well, never let it be said that romance is dead.

    Light fittings

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